Country Songs

These country-song titles, believe it or not, are real,
collected by Mike Harden, a columnist for The Columbus Dispatch in Ohio.
The best of the worst:


How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?
If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend (I Sure Miss Him)
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
Thank God and Greyhound (She's Gone)
The Man That Came Between Us (Was Me)
I Got You on My Conscience, But at Least You're Off My Back
From the Reader's Digest, June 2002


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